Last week, a guest left an unexpected surprise in the company of Hillary and Chelsea Clinton at a Broadway performance.
According to Page Six of the New York Post, someone defecated a few aisles away from the Clintons during the performance of “Some Like It Hot” at the Shubert Theater.
The proof was discovered during the interval, according to a person with knowledge of the situation.
“Last week when Hillary and Chelsea Clinton were in the audience, the lights came up for intermission and there were two human turds in the aisle just near the famous political duo.”
It is unknown if this was a deliberate act or a medical mishap.
Another theater source describes an incident involving an older guest who may have had difficulty with bowel control.
“It was an elderly person and it’s rather sad, but yes, the house staff worked quickly to help resolve the situation and Act II started as scheduled.”
A management of the theater informed the witness that this was not the first time droppings were discovered during a performance.
According to a witness’s interaction with the theater’s management, an evidently distressed client has defecated in the theater on four separate occasions.
“There is someone who is either s****ing in the aisle, or surreptitiously dumping defecation that they smuggled into the theater.”
According to the article, theater employees dealt with the trash as best they could, and Hillary and her daughter remained for the second act.
There is no reason to believe that the dropping was an intentional insult to the Clintons.
Hillary and Chelsea Clinton's Broadway outing turned into a real stinker last week… https://t.co/2fFXuy2XvI
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“The house crew dealt with it very appropriately and quickly, and Hillary and Chelsea remained in the theater for the second act,” the source said.
According to The Hill, the former Secretary of State and First Lady of the Obama administration has stated she would never run for president again, despite having done so in 2008 and 2016.
“No, no,” she answered regarding the possibility in a September interview.